Dear Julie G.

Dear Julie G.

I know all about you, Julie G.,
Though you have not seen moi.
Info on you I could get a fee,
Or follow you a la film noire.
I know where you have stock,
And where you work and live.
I know your love of classic rock,
And charities to which you give.
“How do you know this?” you will say,
“Me, have you been stalking?”
No, Julie, but on the train today,
On your cell you kept on talking.