I Love My SUV

I Love My SUV

My SUV is big and strong.
Rids Earth of all that gas.
Oil’s been trapped much too long.
Burns lots, small cars I pass.
I sit in the seat, way up high,
Feel better than all of you.
It is my ship, I’m Captain Bligh!
Do what I tell you to!
Mini Cooper? Bike? Pedestrian?
I just might knock you down.
I’ll close my eyes and count to ten,
While you glare at me and frown.
At intersections can’t see past me,
Wait till I’m off the phone.
Because even though I’ve room for twenty,
I’m traveling alone.